In early November 2022, TVNZ aired a ‘documentary’ on ‘disinformation’ called Web of Chaos.

The programme followed an emerging global theme whereby government officials, including the Prime Minister, the Director-General of the NZ Security Intelligence Service, and so-called ‘experts’ from the woefully misinformed, confused, and delusional Disinformation Project insist that ‘disinformation’ now poses a grave threat to national security and democracy.

Of course, the parties making these wild claims have failed to reflect on their role in the spread of dangerous ‘disinformation’ throughout the Covid years.

Web of Chaos was filled with many bizarre gems; statements so outrageous the only thing left to do was highlight the absurdity with mockery and laughter and hope that the story (and professional embarrassment) spreads rapidly around the world.

Watch the following clips and bear witness to the lengths these people will go to demonise an entire section of society, furthering division and encouraging a culture of narks.

Their desperation is on display for all to see…

Excerpt from Web of Chaos documentary, Nov 2022 (1 min 5 sec)

Mainstream news report. Newshub, Nov 2022 (2 min 17 sec)

One example of similar ‘disinformation’ departments operating overseas (48 sec)

Fun with Memes

It’s important to know the signs…

INTRODUCING…

* This post (and meme series) is satire.

The ‘Official*’ Terrorist Mitigation Buy-Back Scheme. 🧶💸

Move over cost-of-living crisis, healthcare crisis, and housing crisis – countering dangerous disinfo-terrorism is the #️⃣1️⃣ problem facing NZ right now!

Our all-caring leaders have devised a genius set of ways to make Kiwis ‘safer’ and protect them from this new, emerging domestic threat…

Individuals at risk of ‘radicalisation’ now have the opportunity to come clean and surrender their ‘weapons of war.’

And if that fails, there’s always the 0800 nark line to dob in your neighbour… ☎️

The first, and arguably most dangerous, items for surrender are knitting and yarn craft paraphernalia.

We all know the trajectory: knitted socks and sweaters today, homemade suicide vests tomorrow.

Act now before it’s too late!

Stay tuned for further announcements on the full suite of buy-back measures… 🤪

OFFICIAL* DISINFO-TERRORIST BUY-BACK SCHEME #️⃣2️⃣

Don’t ever let stretchy pants and a rubber mat blindside you from the truth – people wearing and wielding such dangerous items are a true threat to our democracy!! 🧘🏾‍♀️🧘‍♂️

You know what they say: yoga classes today, espionage tomorrow. 🕵‍♀️

There is still time to acknowledge the error of your ways… ⏱️⏳️

Relinquish these items of extremism today and make NZ a safer place!

http://www.voicesforfreedom.co.nz/memes 📷 🖼 🤳

Stay informed: https://t.me/voicesforfreedom 🙌🏼

OFFICIAL* DISINFO-TERRORIST BUY-BACK SCHEME #️⃣3️⃣

A good trad wife knows the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, or so the saying goes…

It seems that the main issue affecting men’s hearts right now could actually be a certain sharp, squirty thing… Can anyone say ‘myocarditis’? 🫀But we digress…

Where were we? Food, yes healthy, nutritious food. 🥦🍅🍌

The thing is, growing and preparing food for your family is actually a hazardous activity. ⚠️

Studies* have shown that such pastimes are the main gateway to the development of extremist beliefs.

One minute you’re chopping carrots for a salad and basting the chicken and the next you’ll find yourself writing manifestos & applying for a gun license. 🔪🥕🍗📝

Do the right thing – surrender your cookbooks, kitchen appliances, and gardening tools today & make disinfo-extremism in NZ a thing of the past!

OFFICIAL* DISINFO-TERRORIST BUY-BACK SCHEME #️⃣4️⃣

Did you know that the most common disguise for a disinfo-terrorist is to have blonde or red hair? 👩‍🦰👱🏼‍♀️

Unbelievable but true!

Some terrorists even go to the additional effort of weaving their locks to form a ‘weapon of war.’

Braids are essentially ropes and ropes can be used for all sorts of extremist hobbies like skipping and torture…

Undercover agents have also discovered that wearing a 🌸 in one’s hair is actually a secret signal to other extremists that you’re part of the club. 🤫

Worst of all, CHILDREN are being initiated into this ring at an early age, with their mothers posting alarming photos of their flower-adorned tresses on social media to attract like-minded terrorists.

Do the right thing. Cut off the braids ✂️ and hand them over to the authorities alongside your hair dye, combs, and floral accessories.

OFFICIAL* DISINFO-TERRORIST BUY-BACK SCHEME #️⃣5️⃣

Did you know that the popular image-sharing platforms Pinterest and Instagram are proven strategic tools created by dangerous alt-right extremists?

They were designed specifically for recruitment purposes by undercover white nationalist terror cells.

From their offices situated in their mothers’ basements, these diehard fundamentalists worked out that the best way to draw in unsuspecting trad wives was to parade an endless stream of seductive imagery before their eyes 👀.

Essential topics include:

👉🏻crafting,

👉🏻home-making,

👉🏻fashion,

👉🏻hair-styling,

👉🏻home cooking,

👉🏻and activity ideas for blonde or red-haired children…

Once in the door, the re-education begins & the pool of disinfo-terrorists swells becoming a significant threat to national security.

Shut down the hate – surrender your accounts today. 🙅🏼‍♀️

OFFICIAL* DISINFO-TERRORIST BUY-BACK SCHEME #️⃣6️⃣

Research* shows that suffering the afflictions of thoughts and ideas is the first step on the escalator of extremism. 🪜

It’s important to nip these bad habits in the bud as soon as they arise, lest they mature into full-blown opinions resulting in dangerous pastimes such as conversation, discussion, and, worst of all, debate! ✂️🌹

(Even typing those words resulted in the need for us to ritually wash our fingers & take a couple of showers – just in case)

It’s so much easier to receive our opinions, soundbites, and talking points from those who know best – our single source of truth, Jacinda Ardern, her government officials, and disinformation experts.

Free your mind space and simplify your existence – surrender your private thoughts, ideas, opinions, and conversations today.

Together we CAN make a safer New Zealand.